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General => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Golden-Death on August 12, 2007, 05:09:14 PM

Title: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Golden-Death on August 12, 2007, 05:09:14 PM: Quote from: Megiddo
I bet we could fill 3 pages if we just hit Zyklus over the head with a hammer ;D

Go.

/me hits zyklus with a hammer.

Golden-Death: 10
JamminR: 1
Megiddo: 6
Stickly Man!: 5
Zyklus: 1
spbogie: 2
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Megiddo on August 12, 2007, 05:13:25 PM: /me hits zyklus with a SLEDGE hammer. OUCH!
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: JamminR on August 12, 2007, 07:54:30 PM: /me hits Zyklus with Source Hammer by Valve
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Golden-Death on August 12, 2007, 09:59:26 PM: /me brings out the Ban Hammer.
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Stickly Man! on August 12, 2007, 10:13:31 PM: /me hits zyklus over the head with a swiss army hammer

... ???
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Golden-Death on August 12, 2007, 10:18:38 PM: C'mon now, only 25 more hits and we've made it.
/me hits zyklus with a swiss army hammer. Who knew they had those?

I shall make a leader board to fuel more hitting action.
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Megiddo on August 12, 2007, 10:20:39 PM: /me eats Zyklus' head using a hammer
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Post by: Golden-Death on August 12, 2007, 10:22:55 PM: That's the creativity we're looking for!
/me Hits zyk. Self explanatory.
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Megiddo on August 12, 2007, 10:30:59 PM: /me turns zyk's head into a hammer and hits it against... itself?
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Post by: Stickly Man! on August 12, 2007, 10:34:11 PM: /me hits zyk on the head with a hammer made of tissue boxes, pirhanna teeth, and 7 bicycles.
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Golden-Death on August 12, 2007, 10:35:05 PM: /me hits zyklus head with a squid hammer

Next hit we reach page 2. :D
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Megiddo on August 12, 2007, 10:36:56 PM: /me hits zyklus on the head with a wrecking ball for all those times he's said "I can do it, I can do it NINE TIMES!!!!"

I also notice a certain "GD" miscounted.
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Golden-Death on August 12, 2007, 10:38:16 PM: Ok... maybe I was wrong about that. My bad.
The waffles thread hit page 3 at post 30.. so iunno

/me hits zyklus with an gorge... hammer
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Stickly Man! on August 12, 2007, 10:38:39 PM: /me hits zyk in the head with a hammer, breaks his head open, and find that all the universe is sucked into zyks head because there was virtually nothing there in the first place. zyk then dies.
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Golden-Death on August 12, 2007, 10:40:24 PM: Lol, because he's totally not dead yet, right?
I have Marching band 9 AM to 9 PM all week, So I can't immediately update. But it shouldn't take that long at this rate. :D
Some one else can do it too I suppose

/me hits zyklus with a command chair AND a hammer.
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Megiddo on August 12, 2007, 10:41:34 PM: /me sics an ancient, enraged potted plant with hammer after zyk's head. Zyk loses all bonuses and class.

Page 2! Woot cakes.

By the way, if anyone wants to complain about spam... we're allowed to have fun once in a while. Besides that, nearly everything in the off-topic forum is worthless to read anyways, so ignore it! :P
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Stickly Man! on August 12, 2007, 10:42:18 PM: Quote from: Golden-Death on August 12, 2007, 10:40:24 PM
Lol, because he's totally not dead yet, right?

No, just had to make sure that after all life vanished zyk still wasn't alive and supreme ruler of... himself?
/me hits zyk with a 'this might hurt' hammer
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Megiddo on August 12, 2007, 10:45:45 PM: (http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/316M2FJ38EL._AA280_.jpg)

Thwack.
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Stickly Man! on August 12, 2007, 11:01:34 PM: /me hits zyklus over the head with an MC Hammer.

(http://www.gazette.uwo.ca/2004/April/01/Pics/10A%20MC%20Hammer.jpg)

Can't touch dis!
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Zyklus on August 12, 2007, 11:52:01 PM: /me hits zyklus with a hammer very hard.
Why did I just die?
Oh wait. Right.
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Golden-Death on August 13, 2007, 09:27:48 PM: /me Hits ye with a hamma.
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Post by: Golden-Death on August 14, 2007, 09:40:19 PM: /me hits zyklus with the FREKKIN MARCHING BAND CRAP HAMMER

had to rant some where.
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: spbogie on August 15, 2007, 11:47:10 AM: /me returns from his cabin to discover he must now hit zyk in the head with a hammer, but he can't find one so he uses the trout he caught yesterday instead.
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Golden-Death on August 15, 2007, 09:55:09 PM: I suppose that counts, as it is used in the manner of a hammer.
/me hits Zyklus with the ugly hammer.
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Zyklus on August 16, 2007, 12:22:06 PM: Not quite 3 pages yet, GD. :D
/me picks up the ragdoll with many bashes to the head and carries it off.
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Golden-Death on August 16, 2007, 04:38:04 PM: /smack
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Golden-Death on August 17, 2007, 08:54:00 PM: HOLY BATMANS BAND CAMP 9 AM TO 9 PM WEEK IS OVER.

Now its only 6-9 every tuesday and thursday and 9 am - 9 pm every saturday. In celebration.

MEGA HAMMER WHACK.
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Golden-Death on August 17, 2007, 08:56:30 PM: This is is not going fast enough. /me whacks Zyk, etc.
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Golden-Death on August 17, 2007, 08:56:47 PM: ^^^
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: spbogie on August 17, 2007, 10:36:11 PM: /me whips out the Megaton Hammer (http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Megaton_Hammer) and smashes Zyk's toes.
(I'm tired after work, and couldn't manage to lift it high enough to hit him in the head. :P Hey, it's heavy.)
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Zyklus on August 19, 2007, 12:58:39 AM: Sheesh, triple post :|
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Golden-Death on August 19, 2007, 08:45:14 AM: Quadruple actually.

VICTORY IS OURS!!! how does your IQ feel right about now, zyk?
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Zyklus on August 21, 2007, 12:06:19 PM: Quote from: Golden-Death on August 19, 2007, 08:45:14 AM
Quadruple actually.

VICTORY IS OURS!!! how does your IQ feel right about now, zyk?

135
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Golden-Death on August 21, 2007, 02:57:19 PM: Quote from: Zyklus on August 21, 2007, 12:06:19 PM
135

is that before, or after you added the number of hits you sustained?
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Megiddo on August 21, 2007, 03:05:31 PM: Whoa, that's your 666th post GD. Welcome to the land of vile.
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: spbogie on August 21, 2007, 05:26:53 PM: I think that's actually the number of hits he did sustain, and his IQ has dropped so far he was unable to decifer what you asked. :P That or it's the number of points it dropped. (putting him negative some how)
Title: Re: ITT: We hit zyklus with hammers.
Post by: Golden-Death on August 21, 2007, 09:31:30 PM: sweet. I win.

You're probably right, he mustve been spewing odd numbers.