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General => Off-Topic => Topic started by: JamminR on October 03, 2010, 09:00:47 PM

Title: Because Segway's aren't lazy enough....
Post by: JamminR on October 03, 2010, 09:00:47 PM

http://www.wimp.com/mobilityconcept/

Ok, admittedly, it does have potential for those who now have no mobility and trouble standing.
Hundreds of "lazy" mall cop jokes come to mind though when I first saw it.
And no, if you're a mall security who uses a Segway, I'm not calling you lazy.
I worked at a mall for 6 of my teen years, and I knew several who were.
It was before the Segway's time though. (I'm old)

*chuckle*
I like wimp.com
It usually plays better for me than youtube, and the material seems slightly more intellectual for the reasonably small amount it gets daily.

Title: Re: Because Segway's aren't lazy enough....
Post by: Stickly Man! on October 03, 2010, 09:12:17 PM

Wow.. What is this strange desire within me that never existed before? I MUST HAVE ONE!

You know.. because.. there's totally ramps and stuff wherever I am..

Title: Re: Because Segway's aren't lazy enough....
Post by: JamminR on October 03, 2010, 09:17:36 PM

I'm sure the gyro response and omni-wheels speed could so be hacked. :D
Unicycle for lazy geeks!

Title: Re: Because Segway's aren't lazy enough....
Post by: Stickly Man! on October 03, 2010, 09:24:39 PM

Excellent idea, I think I'll get Zykkie one.. But I first need to find a way to make it spin in circles.  ;D

Title: Re: Because Segway's aren't lazy enough....
Post by: Megiddo on October 03, 2010, 09:29:29 PM

I think I've seen this before. I can't wait for the future when my brain is going to be hooked up into a giant computer so I can stop performing these menial tasks like walking and lifting.

Title: Re: Because Segway's aren't lazy enough....
Post by: joealex on November 08, 2010, 08:06:02 PM

hahaha