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General => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Golden-Death on March 04, 2007, 10:21:17 PM

Title: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Golden-Death on March 04, 2007, 10:21:17 PM
Here we see Megiddo's cat.
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/5664/untitledyi1.png)

Here, we see my glorious kitty.
(http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/2407/kitty1ph6.jpg)
As you can see, mine is clearly superior in good looks and brains.
(http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/249/kitty2wm4.jpg)
And style. Don't forget that nonchalant style there.

Once, my cat was locked in glorious combat with a vicious other cat. It was a tremendous battle, and my cat had many a battle wound.
He stumbled into the kitchen splurting blood, that had the freakish consistancy of JELLO which I had to clean up.
(True story, gross as heck).

He came into my possession as some friends had found him as a poor, beaten stray on the streets looking for a home.

A while ago, he became afflicted with some odd sort of virus that killed his blood cells and nearly died, once again.
He also enjoys scratching doors mercilessly until they open.

Let's recap shall we?


Clearly, my cat is the superior winner here.
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Megiddo on March 05, 2007, 01:57:06 AM
First, I have two cats. Here's the proof they're way better than yours!

(http://meg-tech.com/gallery2/d/84-2/IMG_0053.JPG)
He had a hard night of mouse-hunting.

(http://meg-tech.com/gallery2/d/116-2/IMG_0041.JPG)
Mmmm close-up

(http://meg-tech.com/gallery2/d/92-2/IMG_0060.JPG)
You know you want to keep her. :)

(http://meg-tech.com/gallery2/d/100-2/IMG_0024.JPG)
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Mank on March 05, 2007, 09:52:22 AM
Quote from: Megiddo on March 05, 2007, 01:57:06 AM
First, I have two cats. Here's the proof they're way better than yours!

(http://meg-tech.com/gallery2/d/16-2/IMG_0053.JPG)
He had a hard night of mouse-hunting.

(http://meg-tech.com/gallery2/d/116-2/IMG_0041.JPG)
Mmmm close-up

(http://meg-tech.com/gallery2/d/24-2/IMG_0060.JPG)
You know you want to keep her. :)

(http://meg-tech.com/gallery2/d/100-2/IMG_0024.JPG)

The second cat looks like tank cat.
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Megiddo on March 05, 2007, 11:14:07 AM
tank?
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Golden-Death on March 05, 2007, 06:16:55 PM
Where's his epic history? Huh? Huh?

Haha he does look like tank cat.

ttpmurphy: guess what
ttpmurphy: your cat-
ttpmurphy: my pants.
Megiddo7s: Haha, you deserved to be pooped on
ttpmurphy: no no, you misunderstand.
ttpmurphy: I have your cat in my pants.
ttpmurphy: your cat-
ttpmurphy: my pants.
Megiddo7s: She wouldn't go all the way to calif to see you
ttpmurphy: no, but maybe for my pants
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: JamminR on March 05, 2007, 08:23:10 PM
You know, if this weren't a family place, you might say you have a , oh, wait, I can't say that "someone may say you have that in your pants."
Either way, I wouldn't want that in my pants.
Some people might get the wrong idea.
Purr-fect or not.
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Terminal58 on March 05, 2007, 08:27:57 PM
Golden-Death
Sorry Megiddo but he is one kewl cat.

And you spammed me an unfriendly.
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: JamminR on March 05, 2007, 08:29:04 PM
(http://jamminr.no-ip.com/pics/Alyeska/Lynx2.jpg)

Here kitty kitty kitty. Time for DIn DIn.
NO! I'm not DIN DIN!!
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Terminal58 on March 05, 2007, 08:35:37 PM
Meg might win he is bringing in the heavy guns!

(http://www.termy58.com/dump/imgs/tank.jpg)
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Zyklus on March 05, 2007, 10:39:44 PM
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/9084/catfullsizedcatbf9.th.jpg) (http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=catfullsizedcatbf9.jpg)
click it!
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/9661/catsock1xj4.th.jpg) (http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=catsock1xj4.jpg)

My cat does +5 damage to mice, but he does -3 energy to sock.
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Megiddo on March 06, 2007, 12:49:32 AM
Quote from: Zyklus on March 05, 2007, 10:39:44 PM
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/9084/catfullsizedcatbf9.th.jpg) (http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=catfullsizedcatbf9.jpg)
click it!
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/9661/catsock1xj4.th.jpg) (http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=catsock1xj4.jpg)

My cat does +5 damage to mice, but he does -3 energy to sock.

Gah! You stole my kitty for those pictures didn't you? :P
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Suicidal.Banana on March 06, 2007, 02:28:17 AM
i want a kitty :(
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Golden-Death on March 06, 2007, 10:25:48 PM
Quote from: Terminal58 on March 05, 2007, 08:27:57 PM
Golden-Death
Sorry Megiddo but he is one kewl cat.

And you spammed me an unfriendly.
Winnage.
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Megiddo on March 06, 2007, 11:02:53 PM
The poll doesn't lie! :D
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Golden-Death on March 08, 2007, 12:08:26 AM
What do you think? You own the place, of course everyone's going to vote for you.

I take it back, you'll never be as cool as tankcat.
(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8829/1153970632071sj8vi8.jpg)
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Golden-Death on March 08, 2007, 12:09:01 AM
There. Polls fair now.
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Megiddo on March 08, 2007, 12:51:30 AM
Thanks for reminding me to disable your ability to edit polls :)
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Golden-Death on March 08, 2007, 05:58:19 PM
This man just cheats and cheats, doesn't he?
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Megiddo on March 11, 2007, 11:55:11 AM
Just give up while you're ahead Golden-Death :)
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: JamminR on March 11, 2007, 09:37:30 PM
Now wait a sec here.
Take away a users right to edit a poll on a thread THEY started?!

Hmm..and to think, I thought Megiddo had better ethics than that.

I mean, sure, Meg's cat is better, but, let US decide :P
/me ducks as an evil attack cat gets thrown at him by GD
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Golden-Death on March 11, 2007, 11:10:08 PM
If I owned these forums, people'd suck up to me too I say.
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Mank on March 12, 2007, 03:31:00 PM
Quote from: Golden-Death on March 11, 2007, 11:10:08 PM
If I owned these forums, people'd suck up to me too I say.

I voted for your cat, because he's sexy.
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Terminal58 on March 25, 2007, 07:58:15 PM
FAKE!

If I voted for Golden and Golden voted for voted. Then you voted for golden.

Why is there only 2.
Title: Re: My Cat > Megiddo's
Post by: Golden-Death on March 25, 2007, 09:13:07 PM
Quote from: Terminal58 on March 25, 2007, 07:58:15 PM
FAKE!

If I voted for Golden and Golden voted for voted. Then you voted for golden.

Why is there only 2.

Aha!