Heh, I ended up starting from scratch and writing my own page anyway.
You can take this and use it, modify it, whatever. Just remember to be nice and keep my name in the bottom or commented out in the page's source or something if you really find it ugly. Do whatever.
The coding is pretty sloppy, especially the pagination part, but I was too lazy to check where I'd mixed up ' and " quotes. I pulled the pagination part from a deceased script elsewhere, so it's a bit of a mess. If you want to cut down on the amount of queries you're executing, the thing you can remove is the permaban counter, it'll come out with no trouble at all. I tried to comment what I was doing as much as possible, so it shouldn't be too hard to follow.
The attached file is .txt by the way - just rename it to .php, fill in your database info and you're ready to roll!
Check out what she looks like
here!