In Soviet Russia, pants put waffles down YOU!!

[EscudoDenali]

I have an idea, use quick drying glue instead of butter, it doesn't have to be buttered toast.

This is not true. In order for the forces exerted by the buttered toast to exist, it must BE buttered toast. There is nothing that says glued toast always lands glue down, is there? i think not.

[JamminR]

I have an idea, use quick drying glue instead of butter, it doesn't have to be buttered toast.

But, I've never heard of Murphy's law involving Glued bread always landing glue side down.
Yet another variable we must add to the theory. Stop making this testing process more difficult!

[Zyklus]

I have an idea, use quick drying glue instead of butter, it doesn't have to be buttered toast.

"If you throw a slice of toast with butter into the air, it will always fall with the buttered side down." and "A cat will always land on its feet."  It doesn't say just "butter" it says a slice of toast with butter.

and also

"If you glue the toast's unbuttered side to the cat's feet, it will turn around very quickly and land in the same fashion as the one explained above. This device cannot be stopped from turning, and thus is very handy to use for digging and construction purposes."

lol.

[Mank]

Construction purposes.

[Zyklus]

Construction purposes.

Yeah...    Poor cat.  But who's going to do the construction without the cat?  Lol.

[Zyklus]

Actually, this theory doesn't have to include a cat... You just need two slices of buttered toast and some object in between.