I was thinking, and i realized that there is a problem with the antigravatory cat law, which leads to the eventaul destruction of the cat, even when applied with normal curcumstances, i.e. a simple cat with a slice of buttered toast glued to its back, butter out. heres what would happen:
The law states that a cat caught in a gravity warp wills spin, and the speed of rotation will eventually increase overtime. This is impossible. Everyone knows that when butter is left out for too long, it begins to take in heat, which slowly liquifies the butter, making it softer and softer until it is just a semi-transparent liquid. Now, while the cat supposedly is spinning, the butter will slowly melt, and soften, because of the atmospheric temperature around it. Thus, after ten minutes or so, the butter will have softened enough to succomb to CENTRIFUGAL FORCE. With the cat spinning at an ever climbing speed, the centrifugal force, which pulls everything away from the axis, will also increase. The combination of centrifugal force and softened butter leads to this: the butter will eventually fly off the toast, bit by bit. Now, because of the amount of butter dropping, the cat would, in theory, begin to right itself, slowly turning upright. The less and less butter on the toast, the more control of position the cat's feet have. After the butter is about half gone, the cat would be upright, but still hovering, because the butter would still have pull, just not enough to cause a gravitational warp. The cat would then, continue rotating at the speed it was when the butter lost its hold on the cat's physics, because there is no friction slowing the cat down, only air resistance, which would not have much of an effect. As time progresses, more and more butter would fly off, until the cat eventually began descending, when the cat's feet overcomes the forces of the butter. This means that the cat would, after some time, descend until its feet touched ground. This would cause disaster, because the cat would still be rotating at a very high speed, and when the cat's feet toouch ground, the cat's bones would not hold up to the surface friction suddenly slowing/halting the cats rotation. This would cause the cat's legs to become mangled, tore up, and pulverized to the point of no chance of survival. Everyone knows that a legless cat is a dead cat, and that shows that there is a fault in the law of antigravitational cats: the cat will eventually be destroyed.
