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[Golden-Death]

Well the girraffe had its head in a balloon full of strawberry jam and i saved her, and my gf got jealous for my heroism.

[Zyklus]

Well the girraffe had its head in a balloon full of strawberry jam and i saved her, and my gf got jealous for my heroism.

]You saved her??  I think not.  What harm can a giraffe with its head in a balloon full of strawberry jam can do? 

[Mank]

]You saved her??  I think not.  What harm can a giraffe with its head in a balloon full of strawberry jam can do? 

Jam is incredibly acidic, it's equal to the acidity of pure hydrochloric acid, when the balloon bursts it could've gone all over his GF and she might've had 3rd degree burns, and might possibly catch malnutrition from the Giraffe.

[Zyklus]

Jam is incredibly acidic, it's equal to the acidity of pure hydrochloric acid, when the balloon bursts it could've gone all over his GF and she might've had 3rd degree burns, and might possibly catch malnutrition from the Giraffe.

WTFLOL.  That's all I have to say about that. 

On a restaurant bathroom door:
**Employees MUST wash their hands**
Washing your hands can stop the spread of malnutrition

[Mank]

WTFLOL.  That's all I have to say about that. 

On a restaurant bathroom door:
**Employees MUST wash their hands**
Washing your hands can stop the spread of malnutrition

Haha, that's a good one.

Malnutrition is the most contagious disease on the planet, excluding AIDS, TB, Cancer, Athritus, Blood Poisoning, The I Love You virus.

Look it up. GIYF.