Here we see Megiddo's cat.
Here, we see my glorious kitty.
As you can see, mine is clearly superior in good looks and brains.
And style. Don't forget that nonchalant style there.Once, my cat was locked in glorious combat with a vicious other cat. It was a tremendous battle, and my cat had many a battle wound.
He stumbled into the kitchen splurting blood, that had the freakish consistancy of JELLO which I had to clean up.
(True story, gross as heck).
He came into my possession as some friends had found him as a poor, beaten stray on the streets looking for a home.
A while ago, he became afflicted with some odd sort of virus that killed his blood cells and nearly died, once again.
He also enjoys scratching doors mercilessly until they open.
Let's recap shall we?
- Extreme battle capabilities
- Hardiness
- Jello Blood
- Extreme scratching prowess
- Good looks and style
- The power of human speech
- Goggles
Clearly, my cat is the superior winner here.
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