Because Segway's aren't lazy enough....

[JamminR]

http://www.wimp.com/mobilityconcept/

Ok, admittedly, it does have potential for those who now have no mobility and trouble standing.
Hundreds of "lazy" mall cop jokes come to mind though when I first saw it.
And no, if you're a mall security who uses a Segway, I'm not calling you lazy.
I worked at a mall for 6 of my teen years, and I knew several who were.
It was before the Segway's time though. (I'm old)

*chuckle*
I like wimp.com
It usually plays better for me than youtube, and the material seems slightly more intellectual for the reasonably small amount it gets daily.

[Stickly Man!]

Wow.. What is this strange desire within me that never existed before? I MUST HAVE ONE!

You know.. because.. there's totally ramps and stuff wherever I am..

[JamminR]

I'm sure the gyro response and omni-wheels speed could so be hacked.
Unicycle for lazy geeks!

[Stickly Man!]

Excellent idea, I think I'll get Zykkie one.. But I first need to find a way to make it spin in circles. 

[Megiddo]

I think I've seen this before. I can't wait for the future when my brain is going to be hooked up into a giant computer so I can stop performing these menial tasks like walking and lifting.

[joealex]

hahaha