Heh, I've never seen a jet get stuck in Arecibo Obeervatory's guide wires before.
I've seen news of planes get sliced/lose parts/crash because of wires, sure, but never stuck in mid-air.
Sounds like a new adrenalin sport.
Forget jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft.... fly that aircraft into guidewires just right.
YES! STUCK FTW!
NO! CRASH/DIE FOR THE FAIL!